Outlands USA Recycled Cotton - Sized For All "Intents Encounter" Socks
One of our interns was abducted last week, he was wearing this pair of alien socks that night. They told him how cool they were and that they would like a pair. You know what he said?
"You speak English?"
All terrestrials can agree: Outlands USA socks are good for the Earth. They meet the Global Recycling Standard, have a cushioned footbed and arch support! Made in the USA (the boxy shaped piece of land for you extraterrestrials).