One of our interns was abducted last week, he was wearing this pair of alien socks that night. They told him how cool they were and that they would like a pair. You know what he said?
"You speak English?"
All terrestrials can agree: Outlands USA socks are good for the Earth. They meet the Global Recycling Standard, have a cushioned footbed and arch support! Made in the USA (the boxy shaped piece of land for you extraterrestrials).
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